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Considering how opinionated I am, this web site wouldn't be complete without an extraordinarily painfully long list of the things I hate. Why? Well...my friends always complain that I hate everything. I figured I'd see if they were right. So...let's see together...in no particular order, of course.

    » ex's
    » Dragons of Rose
    » times when I can't remember shit
    » traffic lights
    » choking on my own spit
    » the taste of puke
    » headaches that last for months at a time
    » phlegmnazies
    » grunge music
    » athletes who complain about only making $10 million a year
    » Michael Jordan
    » Oprah
    » Sean Hannity
    » Rosie O'Donnell
    » Christians
    » Catholics
    » Conservatives
    » the fact that people think the country is 75% Christian
    » pro-lifers
    » pro-lifers who are pro-military
    » carrots
    » most vegetables that are green
    » Chevy Chase movies
    » Mariah Caray
    » Britney Spears
    » Jennifer Lopez
    » Christina Aguilera
    » boy bands
    » musicians who do not write their own songs
    » drugs
    » mornings
    » being talked to right after I wake up
    » not hearing Air Supply on the radio for months at a time
    » hackers
    » people who do things because they CAN
    » assholes
    » wife beaters
    » rapists
    » stupid bitches
    » criminals who get off on technicalities
    » ignorant scientists
    » soda
    » anything that tastes good but is bad for me
    » almost all country music
    » some cops
    » County Ordinances
    » politicians
    » Arabs
    » Mexicans
    » Illegals who somehow have more rights than I do
    » remembering everything when I am drunk
    » pulling groin muscles
    » the gov't sinking ships full of food when Americans are starving to keep prices up
    » other countries who don't want our aid, but will gladly take our money
    » oil companies
    » people who don't know the difference between 'revenue' and 'profit'
    » being cold
    » being slightly cold
    » being very cold
    » being very hot
    » being cramped or confined in a tight space
    » idiotic bosses
    » leaders who can't lead
    » Puerto Ricans
    » the conquistadors
    » Cubans
    » Cuban Americans
    » Political Correctness
    » people who don't listen to me
    » people who won't believe me when I'm right
    » Al Gore
    » Bill Clinton
    » Hillary Clinton
    » taxes
    » the government
    » being a nice guy in this day and age
    » being romantic in this day and age
    » runny eggs
    » bugs
    » spiders
    » spider webs
    » having rights guaranteed by the Bill of Rights, but not truly having any of those rights
    » Laramie, Wyoming
    » I-15 through Utah
    » road work
    » lookie-loos
    » nose hair
    » cutting myself shaving
    » Bill Gates
    » graduate students
    » college professors
    » B.A., B.S., and M.S. degrees being useless in this day and age
    » the fact that oil companies won't hire you if you don't have at least a M.S. degree
    » standardized tests
    » being over-qualified for a job
    » affirmative action
    » paper cuts
    » heavy liquids
    » hospitals
    » the New York Giants
    » the Washington Redskins
    » the Dallas Cowboys
    » the Miami Dolphins
    » my favorite teams trading away my favorite players
    » driving over bridges
    » driving over water
    » not getting paid for work done
    » being expected to work hours I won't get paid for
    » insomnia
    » splinters
    » getting needles
    » watching needles being given to others
    » being alone/not having a girlfriend
    » my nose getting sore from too much blowing when I am sick
    » cold showers
    » being sick
    » 12 year olds who look like they are 26
    » women who catch my eye but are 'taken'
    » laundromats
    » doing my laundry at laundromats
    » messy/dirty rooms
    » alarm clocks
    » cheese
    » being allergic to dust and pollen
    » paying $8 to see a bad movie in the theater
    » the smell of burning rubber
    » clothes that are still damp after they come out of the dryer
    » being the last to know something or be told something
    » being left out of things
    » being left behind
    » being in crowds
    » being at parties
    » Pokemon
    » passing out
    » sleeping alone
    » role playing PC games
    » people who overly quote others
    » people who don't have a single original thought in their head
    » celebrities getting away with crimes because of their celebrity status
    » getting told I'm free but not truly being free
    » losing
    » not being able to sing
    » not being able to dance
    » not being able to draw/paint
    » having to wear glasses
    » contacts
    » human beings
    » not being able to use checks
    » solitude
    » people who use big words to sound intelligent
    » going to a movie, or renting a movie, and seeing commercials
    » Kenny G
    » all Michael Bolton music except one song
    » concussions
    » other drivers
    » three-lane highways that bottle-neck into two-lane highways
    » online CD sellers that are out of stock on a CD I desperately want
    » people stealing my lines
    » things not working out
    » "Not Meant To Be"
    » some asshole squatting on my old website name so I had to go with a new one
    » not being able to make things work out
    » not being in control of things
    » talking to customers on the phone
    » watching my favorite teams lose
    » watching my favorite teams lose the 'big game'
    » born-again Christians
    » Mormons
    » killing others in the name of God
    » Palestinians
    » Bible thumpers
    » being woken up
    » know-it-alls
    » peer pressure
    » bullies
    » my bedroom being too bright when I'm trying to fall asleep
    » the sound of a clock ticking when I'm trying to go to sleep
    » Limp Bizkit
    » Kid Rock
    » Eminem
    » Mtv
    » Rap
    » beer
    » partisan politics
    » Mongos
    » Jocks
    » Macy Gray
    » Some guy named Bill
    » doing other people's jobs
    » people getting pissed at me because I'm not perfect
    » people who think they are perfect
    » giving but not receiving
    » lack of common courtesy
    » being used
    » being abused
    » being taken advantage of
    » being tortured
    » being tormented
    » not being able to buy a date
    » getting turned down
    » friends who should understand but don't understand
    » hypocrites
    » being tired when I wake up
    » feeling like shit all the time
    » heart ache
    » watching movies alone
    » staying in hotel/motel rooms alone
    » staying in hotel/motel rooms with someone who is passed out drunk
    » not being appreciated
    » not being recognized for everything I do
    » being told I'm wrong when I know I'm right
    » made to feel I'm wrong all the time
    » people who expect me to listen to them
    » people who will only like an idea when someone other than me comes up with it
    » people who beat the shit out of cats for being cats
    » not being able to go to a concert because I don't have a date
    » feeling different
    » being different



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